Don't be a Tourist
This one is for all you full time travelers
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Публикуван на преди 6 месеца
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Lets go marines!
Johnny boi
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And I also made the Soviet riot but instead of those two we say URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA while wearing crappy old communist army clothes and those ushankas with rifles bayonets anything Russian and communist and I also made the Nazi riot for no reason at all and I have an real Nazi army clothes and I was also wearing Nazi clothing but it got too fascist my army were actually real Nazis and they flew banner of Nazi Germany and the flag of Nazi Germany plus they are saying Heil Hitler over and over again and I was scared that if my army is about to attack America I would die and they did they were doing blitzkriegs and shit and also shooting machine guns or mg42s and I took shelter in a abandoned house just two hundred square feet between us and then I took off my Nazi clothing and took a shower to wash all the evidence that it was me and I saw the random reminisce of Hitler's DNA on my shoulder and I unexpectedly knew that I was touched by him and the wauffen ss DNA on my vagina and the wauffen ss and Hitler both touched me I was right but the b17 GOT IN THE BATHROOM AND STARTED TO TAKE A NUMBER MOFOKING 2 LIKE🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🔪 I will kill you BUT NAW HE DID THE UNTHINKABLE HE RECORDED ME LIKE HE WAS A FUCKING KAREN nah ah you being smart ass huh Biggs bet you gonna hear YACK YACK YACK YACK
But I made the largest neo Nazi riot for my first time against them it's the golden dawn march shouting Greek while rioting and did the Ottoman riot where we wore guessed it fez hats and have bent swords in our hand and charging at breakneck speeds yelling COME ON THEN CHARGE and DON'T DIE KEEP CHARGING in Turkish that's HADI DÖVÜŞ. and ÖLME, ŞARJ ETMEYE DEVAM ET.
But that BUY MY MIXTAPE man ran away after I said GONNA BE RICH OR DIE and my teeth goes is pointed sharp
In all cities like Tokyo Japan,Moscow russia ,Pyongyang north Korea (don't live there),Washington DC USA (your going to jail or VIETNAM) AND YOUR UNDER ARRESTED
To prevent them from getting hostile and aggressive, just bring any huge knife or a metal bat
Was that asposed to be naruto
New Yorker Life
Hope is no more
i thought this kinds of situations from con artists only happened in mexico MONTERREY TO BE SPECIFIC -.-
If someone stole my stuff I'm beating an arse
3:36 2006 represent ✊
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Yep that’s me
That’s white
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Here is one I did to people I will get a kid put him in rags and give him a dog that is drugged so it will not move and break it's leg and we got in like 5000 usd a day it was good and one day we said this is messed up and stop doing it
am i the only one who thought of a terrorist-
7:01 r.i.p hinata
I used the think torrist's and terrorist's were the same thing
Tabbes: your welcome for the trust issues Me: I have had these issues a log time now I can barely walk on the streets without thinking someone will kill me
You forgot the ones who pretend to be officials while they’re only like a couple of miles out and they take your money for an inaccurate map (memories from Mexico)
Omg, you really just did Hinata(from naruto) like that 😂
Can you mail me my gold star?
6:00 Bro that's Cardi B in a nutshell.
Just don’t go outside 🗿
I thought the thumb was talking about carreta furacão in Brazil
I just got a fucking Burger King ad that said balling when you handed the sob story scammer 1 penny
Lmao I love this
i gotz the gold star :D
Oh god, ive seen so many of those crackhead Disney characters. Its like they made the costume while smoking 10 pounds of meth
I once got a sob story sales pitch on the phone. On. The. Phone.
So Thats why every comment below me look pretty SUS.
Elmo aint disney
Me: oh cool thanks! *still dose the things that I was just told not to do.*
Iv seen you some where else?... on SR PELO storytime animation!!
You sound like a person who knows a guy...
not hinata
Stick RPG soundtrack :o
lol
the disc scam makes me feel very tempted to say a completely different name from my real one only to then say "yeah my name isn't *???*." I think i'll be dead in the real world...
City people are assholes! Me who lives in New Mexico a place that many people don't even know exist.
Things you need with you when your a tourist: 1. Monopoly money 2. Phone (to record) 3. Addidas,Nikeys 4. A child 5. Finale make sure to tell them you were a quiet kid in school
Welp I’m from Manhattan and whenever I see a homeless person I always want to give them money (my mom sometimes won’t let me) but once I was on the train with my grandma and I had candy so I gave it to a man that was asking for money he thanked me and I saw him eat it from the other side of the train I feel like he was actually hungry...I felt good that day
My dad got wallet right in front him guy didn’t know that my dad had gun and knife in a different pocket so my dad ran got in front of him and put the to his head and knife to his chest saying give me my wallet or I will shot u or make it really painful and slice your throat he got wallet back big W
The first word I got in my head when you said tourist was terrorist
*_is that you hinata?_*
*Me and my Hillybilly-ass family be like:* 0-0
Well you said a penny would help....
I used to live in Nyc when I was 8 all you gotta do is go in your way and don't look at people in their fucking eyes.
Hey tabbies they don't bully them to here there cds they use the cds to bully them
I helped you get the trust issues. That’ll be $50
The only thing that comes in my mind when being violated, grabbed, or cornered is violence
1:08 she really added hinata lol
probably going to buy a gun
3:00- 3:41 so I avoided a con apparently
HIP HOP HARRY IS THE GOAT CHANGE MY MIND
I mean, everyone is a stranger on the streets.
1:10 did Hinata just got K.O.Ed lol
I remember being in las Vegas and got a free rosary lmfao no scam at all
At 2:25 is that the odd1sout
all you gotta do for the c.d. mugging is lie about your name a whole bunch of times then run, that simple yall
best shot at this is to go with a bunch of friends.
I gotchu J
👁👄👁
Hey look it's Thomas the funny choo choo train tank engine
AND IM SOTHERN👏👏👏
can u be my mom XD
7:00 The Ed boys are just trying to get enough money to buy jawbreakers
While I get tabbes needs content I feel like a simpler solution is to walk away like you did not hear the person unless your getting robber
I smort
I always bring fake money! 😂
srsly tho hinata hyuga is a fckin softie to the highest extent. shes like soft serve vanilla ice cream with 50 chocolate candy toppings :P
1:08 YEAH SUCK IT HINATA, YA DAMN BETA
Exception: Turkey
"Hobos into homies" 😭
Is that ed' edd 'n' eddy??
3:35 to be completely honest I would do the same thing because they just said that they would appreciate a penny
take the blue one or the red one blue one gives good dream red one gives you inf money
holy cow as a kid who grew up in Brooklyn this is so real.... like every day on the train to school....
Do you watch naruto??
6:12 ok im not a yter but storytime, so once i was touring in nyc and i see one of these hobo clowns. she asks to take a picture of my didter and her (my sister was 9 at the time also it was a minnie mouse) and she says no, the girl grabs my sister and is "no, no come on, take a picture" and we all leave. 20 mins later we see them with some other people two and two people of the group were making out. thats it. bye
Also a good tip is: when people try an scam you just start speaking gibberish and never repeat anything and just make people think you can’t understand them
ur that one tough kid in highschool warning u about the students when ur new
Poor hinata 🤣🤣
You did Hinata dirty
I’m city so I’m asshole
A lady here in Sweden gave me a rose.. I accapted it because the day before somebody actually was giving away roses(. No scam) Then she wanted money, I said I have no on me, I gave it back but she crossed her arms and I just slowly put the rose on her arms and it went down to the ground. She was so mad.. it was hilarious and it made my day,
Yay! im smart
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Lesson learned. When in the city, don't take anything aggressively handed out to you unless its MrBeast.
1:07 hinata refference lol
How can your house get robbed if your homeless.....
0:26 This isnt what i meant when i said i wanted 50 pounds!
Jay is the man tho
You got drip? 1:34
I live in nyc and I’ve seen tourists (especially ones from the south and Europe) gawk at me/ask for pics bc i have multicolored hair like I’m a human not a s t a t u e
@Wispy Lamb exactly!
oof, that must suck. like literally ANYONE can dye their hair.
My parents told me about in italy, People want you to buy stuff they go up to you. I was saying : “NO” all the time. Don’t be like a tourist who say yes! I want it. Thank you. Enjoy your day btw
7:51 I already had trust issues since I was 5
Don’t forgot to bring an ak